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Zephandolf His Code Name was The Fox

Joined: 26 Mar 2006 Posts: 322 Location: Massachusetts
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:17 am Post subject: |
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I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the forumula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these akward groupies keep asking me why |
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Stickman Starving Artist

Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 477 Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:22 am Post subject: |
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I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've _________________ Trivium Entertainment
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Tiger_T Transient

Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 31 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown _________________ The Furry Fan |
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Zephandolf His Code Name was The Fox

Joined: 26 Mar 2006 Posts: 322 Location: Massachusetts
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:34 am Post subject: |
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have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder |
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barsecca Friendly Neighborhood Blammer


Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Posts: 529 Location: Pacific Northwest, USA
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:12 am Post subject: |
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have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but _________________ Live like there's no tomorrow.
Love without any sorrow.
Try without fear of botching.
and dance like no one's watching.
When you jump, jump for the sky;
always DO, do not just "try". |
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Roose Hurro Non-Sentient Being
Joined: 10 Apr 2006 Posts: 3 Location: California, USA
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't |
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Stickman Starving Artist

Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 477 Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:59 am Post subject: |
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I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see _________________ Trivium Entertainment
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risawn Vortron


Joined: 26 Mar 2006 Posts: 445 Location: Washington State
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see anything |
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Stickman Starving Artist

Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 477 Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see anything they've _________________ Trivium Entertainment
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barsecca Friendly Neighborhood Blammer


Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Posts: 529 Location: Pacific Northwest, USA
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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(sorry... but it HAD to be resurrected! LIVE, crazy round-robin-story-telling... LIVE!!!!)
I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.
Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!
This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.
At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!
Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see anything they've done _________________ Live like there's no tomorrow.
Love without any sorrow.
Try without fear of botching.
and dance like no one's watching.
When you jump, jump for the sky;
always DO, do not just "try". |
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