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Zephandolf
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the forumula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these akward groupies keep asking me why
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown
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Zephandolf
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see anything
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see anything they've
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(sorry... but it HAD to be resurrected! LIVE, crazy round-robin-story-telling... LIVE!!!!)

I have really done nothing to deserve this. My family will all disown me when jackalopes come into our holy vessel bearing not the holy water but bags. Bags overflowing with rotten pineapples. If I EVER find Jackalopes, my anxiety will escalate to unimaginable heights causing me to up-chuck yesterday's tunafish. 'Course, knowing Jackalopes they're probably scheming right now.

Why do the Jackalopes hate me? Furthermore, why are Pineapples so prickly? If I knew the formula of Einstein's magic theory, I would rule the family's holdings!!!!! However, I need Ketchup. Lots of Heinz ketchup!

This will require a gallon of it, assuming that it is old and crunchy! Also assuming it will distill into Sugar-Free bait.

At least Jackalopes have a poor sense of balance. It's interesting how funny they can look when cycling. Not to judge, but I always thought that animals were skilled choreographers. Not too bright, but able-bodied. Sometimes elitists use plankton to burn this mess but I prefer thermite because it gives such a brilliant blue halo-of-doom!

Anyway, these awkward groupies keep asking me why I've grown weirder but won't see anything they've done
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